Whatsapp Status Messages – Quotes And Jokes

I love my job when I am holidaying.
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In war only the one that’s left is right.
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I work for money, if you want loyalty – hire a dog.
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My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.
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Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.
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I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
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Hi there! I am using my brain!
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I am hot dude with cool attitude
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I still care, that’s the problem
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Love is in the air
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Your eyes are my status.
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Cute Facebook and Whatsapp Status

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
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A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
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typing....
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I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
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I just want to die young as late as possible.
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I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
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Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
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You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
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My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day
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Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
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Top Whatsapp Short Status

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.————————————————————————-
People with status don’t need status.
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It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me————————————————————————-
I am the cheapest to hire, but the most expensive to retire…
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You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life————————————————————————-
hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.
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Life is not a bed of red roses.
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It costs $0.00 to be a decent person..————————————————————————-
If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
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My style is unique don't copy it!————————————————————————-
Don’t let yourself become an easy target for people when they are angry…
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I’m a good boy with bad habits….:)
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Excellence is not a skill. It is an only attitude...
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If things go wrong, don’t go with them.
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I can’t see my self without you..
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24 Hours Online! 
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Not the past, its you who decides the future!
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I know I haven’t changed but I’m not the same.
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life is simple if we are simple..
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Do what you LOVE.
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Rules are made to the break!
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Life is too short to wait.
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True friendship is never serene.